{"id":15445,"date":"2019-11-06T09:53:59","date_gmt":"2019-11-06T09:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?p=15445"},"modified":"2019-11-13T10:48:36","modified_gmt":"2019-11-13T10:48:36","slug":"ground-control-to-major-tom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?p=15445","title":{"rendered":"ground control to major tom."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>you may feel i am being dramatic here and i&#8217;d probably agree but you were not there and you didn&#8217;t see that razor sharp lip of a lander hell bent on putting a rather final dent in my favourite carbon fibre wheel loom large.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>so i distinctly remember pulling up hard on what i hoped was the elevator and  when i looked down all i could see was a bunch of little creatures the size of ants scurry around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1280 \/ 720;\" width=\"1280\" controls src=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Moto-Jump.mp4\" playsinline><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>turns out they were actually ants but that&#8217;s beside the point. it still felt pretty far up and quite a long way across. scary. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>i think that jump needs more speed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>you may feel i am being dramatic here and i&#8217;d probably agree but you were not there and you didn&#8217;t see that razor sharp lip of a lander hell bent on putting a rather final dent in my favourite carbon fibre wheel loom large. so i distinctly remember pulling up hard on what i hoped&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15447,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bikes","category-our-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/moto_jump-1.jpeg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7MvER-417","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15445"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15450,"href":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15445\/revisions\/15450"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}