{"id":18765,"date":"2022-10-04T19:56:58","date_gmt":"2022-10-04T08:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?p=18765"},"modified":"2022-10-04T20:56:51","modified_gmt":"2022-10-04T09:56:51","slug":"eviction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?p=18765","title":{"rendered":"eviction."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">we love our local wildlife, we really do. we even have a plaque to proof it. but, and i say this in the nicest possible way, we really do not appreciate it when they move into our home before we had a chance to do so.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18766\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?attachment_id=18766\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-e1664874034552.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,630\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Hunter Camera&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1591946483&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;2027&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.066666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Hunter Camera&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Hunter Camera\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-e1664874034552.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18766\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">and as cute as possums are (although many people consider them pests and generally don&#8217;t mind getting rid of them permanently), they are not really what we would call &#8216;potty trained&#8217;. in fact, they are actually very territorial, and of course love to mark their territory using their refuse. which i why we had to make it abundantly clear that this was ours, and not their, territory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"569\" data-attachment-id=\"18767\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?attachment_id=18767\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-1.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,569\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone XS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1664879085&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.25&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;160&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"squatter-1-1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-1.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18767\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-1.jpeg 1000w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-1-300x171.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-1-768x437.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">we borrowed a non-lethal trap from a mate, and natalie used her trapping skills and mixed up an irresistible concoction to lure our illegal inhabitant. it took a few nights, but finally we succeeded. we were, however, in for a bit of a surprise. if you look carefully at the first picture up top you may notice that the camera captured four, not only two glowing eyes: our little nuisance was a single mum, clearly squeezed by the current rental crisis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"563\" data-attachment-id=\"18768\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?attachment_id=18768\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-2.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,563\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone XS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1664879372&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.25&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0082644628099174&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"squatter-1-2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-2.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-2.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-2.jpeg 1000w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-2-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/squatter-1-2-768x432.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">we are sorry to say we still  evicted them. we&#8217;re sure they&#8217;ll be ok out there, after all that&#8217;s where they are supposed to be. land for wildlife, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>we love our local wildlife, we really do. we even have a plaque to proof it. but, and i say this in the nicest possible way, we really do not appreciate it when they move into our home before we had a chance to do so. and as cute as possums are (although many people&hellip; 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