{"id":9085,"date":"2017-10-30T09:32:03","date_gmt":"2017-10-30T09:32:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?p=9085"},"modified":"2017-10-31T10:06:40","modified_gmt":"2017-10-31T10:06:40","slug":"crumpled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?p=9085","title":{"rendered":"crumpled."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>looks like we spend our weekends mostly camping and riding enduro (natalie and i anyway, mum is shuttle &amp; catering). time well spent as fa as i am concerned.<\/p>\n<p>this weekend we only went riding and did not include camping in our plans. i had other plans to spend my sunday and they included crawling around in the bowels of the karavan to further <a href=\"http:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?p=9076\">my elaborate plan of total energy domination<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9090\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?attachment_id=9090\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_0.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2453,1722\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;MFC-795CW&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"east_coast_titles_2017_0\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_0-1024x719.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-9090\" src=\"http:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_0-1024x719.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"790\" height=\"555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_0-1024x719.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_0-300x211.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_0-768x539.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 790px) 100vw, 790px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>green valleys near shell harbour played host again, only this time the more serious tracks were used, dirty south and plantation, the same we also rode during the <a href=\"http:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?p=8881\">green valleys round of the rollercoaster series<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>the trails are not extremely technical but definitely more than enough to challenge 10 year old up and coming female mountain bike stars.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9089\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?attachment_id=9089\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,563\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;D6503&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1509193299&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.9&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0008&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"east_coast_titles_2017_1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_1.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9089\" src=\"http:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_1.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_1-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_1-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>there was a bit of a rub: the club had clearly not expected many females to attend and had wrapped them all up in one category from 0 to 17. needless to say the younger ones did not have much of a shot at a podium. not nice, guys, try harder next time!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9088\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?attachment_id=9088\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_2.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,563\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;D6503&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1509193307&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.9&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.002&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"east_coast_titles_2017_2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_2.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9088\" src=\"http:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_2.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_2-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_2-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>luckily there were other more interesting challenges like stick wrestling with odi the puppy, while waiting for the traditional enduro queue to advance.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9087\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?attachment_id=9087\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_3.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,563\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;D6503&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1509193400&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.9&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0015625&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"east_coast_titles_2017_3\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_3.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9087\" src=\"http:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_3.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_3-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_3-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>first the junior males, then the junior females. the organizers were kind enough to leave sufficient time after the girls so they would not be caught.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9086\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/?attachment_id=9086\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_4.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,563\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;D6503&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1509196267&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.9&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0008&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"east_coast_titles_2017_4\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_4.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9086\" src=\"http:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_4.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_4-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zo-zo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/east_coast_titles_2017_4-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>natalie had two half serious crashes, hence the slightly crumpled race number. she did carry a bit too much speed and got out of shape &#8230; happens to the best of us. i am pretty impressed how quickly she dusted herself off and kept on going.<\/p>\n<p>more importantly, she really embraces the obligatory after-race smalltalk like a pro.\u00a0she is turning into a real enduro biker! and we all know how tough those are &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/UjsH2qPtseM\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UjsH2qPtseM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>looks like we spend our weekends mostly camping and riding enduro (natalie and i anyway, mum is shuttle &amp; catering). time well spent as fa as i am concerned. this weekend we only went riding and did not include camping in our plans. i had other plans to spend my sunday and they included crawling&hellip; 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