you may feel i am being dramatic here and i’d probably agree but you were not there and you didn’t see that razor sharp lip of a lander hell bent on putting a rather final dent in my favourite carbon fibre wheel loom large.

so i distinctly remember pulling up hard on what i hoped was the elevator and when i looked down all i could see was a bunch of little creatures the size of ants scurry around.

turns out they were actually ants but that’s beside the point. it still felt pretty far up and quite a long way across. scary.

i think that jump needs more speed.